Lahore News Roundup

"Sarabjit was not at blast site"

Times Now.tv - Mumbai,Maharashtra,India
TIMES NOW travelled through the lanes of Lahore to find out that if there
might be one more person who could prove Sarabjit's innocence and
discovered Salim ...
<http://www.timesnow.tv/Newsdtls.aspx?NewsID=6634>

City celebrates four religious occasions today

Daily Times - Lahore,Pakistan
By Nadia Usman LAHORE: Religious fervour is at its peak today (Friday) as
the dates on four different religious calendars coincide. ...
<http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2008%5C03%5C21%5Cstory_21-3-2008_pg13_1>


Pakistan captain wants Indian family to apologise : Shoaib files ...
Daily Times - Lahore,Pakistan
LAHORE: Pakistan cricket captain Shoaib Malik has filed a suit against
Indian Hyderabad's MA Siddiqui and his family in a Delhi court. ...
<http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2008%5C03%5C21%5Cstory_21-3-2008_pg2_7>


LAHORE LAHORE AYE: Lahore, the way it was
By Raza Rumi
But as time passed, these old hangouts of Lahore's intellectuals began to make way for trendier, new-fangled places. And one day we saw a big, ugly lock on the steel-grill doors of the Coffee House. It was a turning point in Lahore's ...
<http://lahorenama.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/lahore-lahore-aye-lahore-the-way-it-was/>
Lahore Nama
<http://lahorenama.wordpress.com>

Days of martial law over, Iftikhar tells lawyers

By The Neem Revolution(The Neem Revolution)
LAHORE, March 20: Deposed Chief Justice of Pakistan Iftikhar Mohammad Chaudhry said on Thursday there was no room now for imposition of martial law and abrogation of the Constitution in the country. Addressing the Lahore Bar Association ...
<http://pakistanmartiallaw.blogspot.com/2008/03/days-of-martial-law-over-iftikhar-tells.html>
The Emergency Times
<http://pakistanmartiallaw.blogspot.com/>

Has ATO infiltrated French intelligence?

By Péter MARTON(Péter MARTON)
There is a significant likelihood of linkage between Saturday's attacks and Tuesday's twin blasts in Lahore. Tuesday's attacks targeted an FBI-trained unit of Pakistan's Federal Investigation Authority (FIA) and a clandestine FIA safe ...
<http://statefailure.blogspot.com/2008/03/has-ato-infiltrated-french-intelligence.html>
[My] State Failure Blog
<http://statefailure.blogspot.com/>

The Creep Craps again: Islam's Diversion Tactics
By dajjal
Muslim Conduct of State, Lahore 1974) ]; Islamic Holy war against followers of other religions, such as Jews, is required unless they convert to Islam or pay the poll tax. [ al-Amili, d. 1622, teolog under shah Abbas I. ...
<http://snooper.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/the-creep-craps-again-islams-diversion-tactics/>
Freedom Ain't Free & Take Our...
<http://snooper.wordpress.com>


SAnta IN KBC... lolllllllllzzzzzz



Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are :
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have to answer this question?

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time

Santa (Giggles) : Sir ji bada tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use?

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chhodunga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru di kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. Main apne ek dost ko phone karna chahunga.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen gee aap.

Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.

Phone rings.

Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein...Q -Q - Q - Q &. Ki hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur...

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gayahoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,......chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Saale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega kya ??.

AB: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him the question).

Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : Oye par... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitra ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai...
And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing.


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By Fulham Reactionary(Fulham Reactionary)

The cases highlighted above provide further evidence that the hackneyed
image of white racists going out "Paki-bashing" is a complete inversion
of reality, and that it is, in fact, the "Asians" themselves who have a disproportionate ...
<http://fulhamreactionary.blogspot.com/2008/03/racist-britain.html>