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It is not just trade route that India wants. Their scheme is a veritable East India company plan that starts with trade and transit and ends in taking over the country. We cannot be more devious than the Hindus in commerce and diplomacy; if we could we would not have slipped from being the ruling class to being poor mass in British ruled India. If we could not do it under ostensibly neutral rulers - the British - how could we do it when traitors are our rulers?
I do think Zardari is a traitor. Unlike his wife who could hide her true feelings, Zardari is openly motivated by vendetta - against Pakistan, its armed forces and its faith - Islam. Mullah Military Alliance is not just a Ahmed Rashid or Hussain Haqqani construct, it is an ideology. Its focus is: if the partition had not taken place what would the Muslims not have - their armed forces and their nationalist clerics. The fundamentalist clerics from Deoband would still have been there as masters of our spiritual destiny and children of Hindu mothers and Muslim fathers would have been welcome as officers in the Indian Army. Make no mistake, undoing the partition is the common objective of the Zardari Party and the ruling class of India.
The PPP under Zardari is even more viciously against the ideology of Pakistan than Benzair for whom it was a 'tactical position'. Being opposed to mullah or military rule is a perfectly valid political position. But to oppose Islam as the polity of Pakistan or to deny that the armed forces have a role to protect the country from internal insurrection or external invasion is to engineer the collapse of Pakistan as in 1971 in East Pakistan.
Zardari Party's love for India is not founded on a taste for Indian films or music; it is founded on the rejection of the foundation of Pakistan. Fortunately, the illiterate masses of Pakistan do understand that instinctively; it is we the educated ones who think that statecraft is just a game that can be played without the underpinning of an ideology and a structure of high objectives. While I fear the consequences of the disconnect between the masses and political class; I am satisfied that it is the masses who are poised for victory, not the political class. Pakistan is ripe for a revolution; it is just taking too long to crystallise its objectives.
Zardari is not one of us. He is a traitor-beggar willing to sell his own soul and sell down the drain the finest nation on earth - the people of Pakistan for a tuppence (No. His price tag is 100 billion dollars). I hope and believe that he would become the catalytic agent for the requisite high objectives to be formulated.
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(Asif Zardari has been the President of Pakistan for only a month during which the stock exchanges have remained shut, the value of the currency has plunged, and there is run on the banks. Add to that the non-availability of the staple food – wheat flour – and load shedding that has brought misery to the people and closure of factories, and yet, he appears remote and unconcerned. An idiot, by definition, is one who knows everything. His strange indifference castes doubts on his sanity and/or his patriotism.)
For President Asif Ali Zardari the 63rd UN General Assembly was to be the stage where he recast himself from being Benazir Bhutto's 'dodgy' widower to a statesman able to lead Pakistan. It is a measure of the challenge that the better he was received in America, India and Afghanistan, the worse he went down in Pakistan. Most Pakistanis - rightly or wrongly - blame all three countries for the multiple crises roiling their nation.
There were successes during the trip. He marshalled a 12- nation consortium -- the so-called 'Friends of Pakistan' -- to rescue an economy in meltdown: on 27 September the country's foreign currency reserves were $8.1 billion, barely enough to pay two months' imports. Inflation was 25 per cent, a 30-year high.
The United States, Britain and Saudi Arabia are likely not to allow their nuclear-armed ally to go to the wall, if only because of the fear that the country may then fall into the hands of Taliban and Al-Qaeda. But all are aware their cure will be painful: 'the cost of living for the poor will be driven up, development expenditure will be slashed and meaningful reform will be shelved,' commented one newspaper editorial. It also means the government's promises of a more re-distributive economy will be parked.
Pakistanis expected as much. It was their leader's attempt to ingratiate himself with the US administration that really stuck in the throat. For example, in an interview with the Washington Post on 27 September Zardari said the world was a 'safer place because of George W Bush', an opinion that even the US president doesn't share. Zardari also said the 'axis of evil is growing', an apparent throwback to the demonic triad of Iraq, Iran and North Korea Bush invoked in 2003 to justify the Iraq invasion.
This is incomprehensible. Pakistan opposed the 2003 war on Iraq. And it is engaged in negotiations with 'brotherly' Iran for a gas pipeline to assuage an energy crisis that is every bit as deep as the economic malaise. 'Does President Zardari even know what he is talking about when he makes such bizarre pronouncements?' asked one Pakistani analyst in exasperation.
However, it was the interview Zardari gave to the Wall Street Journal on 4 October that may incur the greatest damage at home. The newspaper painted an accurate picture of a country in the grip of an Islamic insurgency, at odds with its Indian and Afghan neighbours and endowed with mass, anti-American sentiment, stoked recently by strikes inside Pakistan by US forces based in Afghanistan.
Zardari was eager to dispel all such impressions. 'I am an American friend,' he said. As for India, that country 'has never been a threat to Pakistan. I, for one, and our democratic government are not scared of Indian influence abroad.'
This will be news to Pakistan's 600,000-strong army. Pakistan has fought three wars with India since partition, two of them over the disputed territory of Kashmir. If there is one single factor that explains the army's pre-eminence in Pakistan, it is the perception that 'Hindu' India constitutes an existential threat to the Muslim state. And while a faltering peace process has been in place since 2004, the perception remains.
Delhi recently accused Pakistan's intelligence agencies of bombing its embassy in Kabul in July. Islamabad says India gives covert backing to Islamic and nationalist insurgents inside Pakistan. Peace may be discussed at the UN and other forums but in Afghanistan and Kashmir, war continues by proxy. For most Pakistanis Zardari's statement - even if desired - belongs to fantasy. What may not be fantastic was Zardari's apparent admission that his government had given consent to American ground and air strikes on Pakistani soil. 'We have an understanding [with the US], in the sense that we're going after an enemy together,' he said.
The strikes have left more than 50 dead in the last month and caused outrage across Pakistan. In a rare public disavowal the army has denied 'any agreement or understanding whereby [US forces] are allowed to conduct operations on our side of the border'. Once more it was left to minders to pull Zardari out of the hole he had dug for himself. 'At all forums the president has clearly asked all allies and forces to respect Pakistan's territorial integrity,' said Information Minister Sherry Rehman on 6 October. But the damage was done.
Can it be undone? On 8 October Zardari convened a joint 'in-camera' session of parliament to try to evolve a national consensus on how to fight Islamic militancy in Pakistan. Legislators heard briefings from military and intelligence chiefs about the Taliban-led insurgencies on the Afghan frontier. It may herald the kind of national debate on militancy that has long been the demand of Pakistan's opposition parties. It is also the wish of the Pakistan army, says analyst Zafar Abbas.
'What the army wants is for all representatives of the people to back their military action against the militants. Then soldiers can fight with greater zeal, with a bigger commitment to deal with extremism. Otherwise the soldiers will continue to be demoralised -- uncertain whether they are fighting a just war'.
For many analysts Zardari should have had the debate before his trip to America. Now the public perception is that while lawmakers can discuss the insurgency, the policy has already been set, by Pakistan's American friend.++
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NNE launches exclusive portal on education in Pakistan
Pakistani stocks slip further on uncertain politics
Dear chaudary sb,
wks
and many thanks for your kind
and thought provoking reply.
u know for me kse is just a hobby
and on this board most of my posts r
non kse related-achaa haay-members LOSS saay bachaay!
i recently saw john abraham GOAL[bollywood movie]
his DAD and rest of the community wants him 2 play
for a failed local subcontinent football team,
he is above average player and after facing some
racial discrimination makes it to the TOP -MONEY WISE
but that happens only b/c he gets the chance 2 play
for the local subcontinent team.
he accepts the top team contract and is asked 2 withdraw
from his current local team immediately.
Typically,
he gets lot of GALIA AND SARCASTIC remarks from our
pple including his family and girl friend.
His response is very reasonable and RATIONAL;
he tells his family,i am a professional football player
,like others i too dream about playing at the TOP and want 2
enjoy added PERKS:)
he asks his dad-if u loved india so much,why i was not
brought up in india,
u let me grow up in Gora society and now u want me 2 behave
and THINK like an indian?
kia SAWAAL uthyaa haay:)))))))
lets go into another Report before i put few questions
before you.
In todays jang,ishtiq baiq has written about labour party
parliment member from england shahid malik wedding ceremony,
it appears Mr and Mrs Blair treated this ceremony as a family
affair while shoukat aziz attended the wedding only briefly
[understood].
shahid aziz naay pakistani girl saay shadi ki but looks atleast
many were non goras-no problem
but in my view special thing about this was shahid wore typical
pakistani DRESS and when he entered the hall with his parents,
DHOOL wala aagaay tha:)
recently heard a song-
jidhar punjabi bastaay haay udhaar punjab aabaad hoo jaata haay
nothing WRONG-saab apni mazi saay jiaay but feel
ceremony was held in london for INFLUENTIAL guests convenience
shahid malik bolta b goraay ki taraah haay,
most of the time ,soochta b gora ki tarah haay
aaj choota minister haay tu deliver karnaay parr baraa
wazir b baan saakta haay
kia woo aab b apni identity aik muslim k toor paar rakhaay?
or poora british hoo jaayae
or like me British muslim bana rahaay aur system koo enjoy
karnaay k sath apni loyalty pakland/muslims k sath rakhaay
i xclude a small minority in this group joo waqai sachaay
muslim haay joo ALLAH k elawa kissi aur saay plus minus nahi
kartaay.
hopefully,
chaudary sb SARA CONFUSION door kaar daay gaay
best rgds
hhhma
>
> Perhaps worst problem of human being and more or less at every
forum
> It is negative thinking
> when one criticise someone
> he forgets himself and uses his power and energy to destroy
others
> is it not better to use same energy to promote love and peace ?
> And contentment and looking good things in everyone
> When one looks in that way certainly finds it
> becauser(we get what we see)
> SKILL OF SEEING observation in invaluable
> it is our decision we want to make someone or breaksome one
> criticism and hate only promote destruction elements
> may Allah bless us all with positive thoughts
>
> ijaz_khan <ijaz_khan@...> wrote:
> hhhma bhai,
> Munoo Bhai tau theek hai,
> per baqi kissee per agreement impossible.
>
> wrote:
> >
> > Dear Chaudary sb,
> > aoa,
> > xtremely sorry for the distressed caused
> > to u or others by my message[fever kaafi
> > teez tha:(,raat b kaafi restless guzri]
> > sir,
> > i read all the major pakland newspapers on daily
> > basis and than try to share my assesment with members,
> > right or wrong ,doesnt matter b/c niyaat kissi
> > koo HURT karna nahi.
> > yes,
> > by praising punjabis, zardari defused a very volatile
> > situation but uss ka past 100% bhool jana BAYWAQOOFI
> > hoo gi
> > pple like munoo bhai and hasan nisar distanced themselves
> > from pppp b/c of zardari factor and corruption charges but
> > i c sudden change in their attitude towards zardari after
> > more than a decade
> > yeh MATURE qaum/writer ki nishani nahi though zardari maay
> > proved me wrong.
> > i can accept sudden and repeated somersaults from nawaa-e-waqt
> > but not from hasan nisar/munoo bhai.
> > v know babu history,uss koo TRUST karna baywaqoofi hoo
> > gee but than he is leader of major political party
> > and uss ka TARGET aik hee hoona chahaiyae i.e to become
> > pakistan PM for the third time:)
> > to achieve that aim- pppp koo down karna paraay ga or
> > khud koo BETTER ALTERNATIVE project karna paraay ga
> > v know mqm and kalabagh dam r major political issue in
> > punjab and hence babu has got no choice but to speak
> > about them,
> > mqm already in the headline ,probably its too early for pml N
> > 2 talk about kbd on media.
> > i was trying 2 highlight only this point,should have
> > worded it differently -already apologised for that.
> > chaudary sb,
> > i believe,junta charoo sooboo ki muzloom haay but panchoo
> > maay FARISHTA koi nahi!
> > tc
> > hhhma
> > ps;did u notice usa k gundaay punjab house maay babu
> > saay milnaay gaayae but zardari aur bilwal unn saay
> > usa embassy maay millay-chaudary sb,usa or acha politicians
> > present k bajaiyaee FUTURE koo dhaikta haay:)
> > i hope ,like maulvi israr ahmad,babu is not underesmating usa
b/c
> > abhi yeh itna b kamzoor nahi huwa aur na hee pakistan maay
BIKNAAY
> > waloo ki koi KAMMI hoi haay-iss liay worried about kse
> >
> > ---
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Mkt is mandi or tezi
> > > but ur blunt and negative remarks abt punjab are quite
> > objectionable
> > > some time on name of pakis
> > > sometime on name of babu
> > > and some time on name of punjabies
> > > Have fear of Allah
> > > this forum is to promote friendship and love and learning
> > > dont spread hate on this forum
> > > we all are human being wherte in world u can blame or quit
> > > life is full of love and hate too
> > > Even in this episode of Muhatrama Benazir
> > > murder and karachi incident do u think there was no punjabi
> > > Do u count mqm as no responsibility in may blood shed ?
> > > Person who does not enjoy love get only hate
> > > and that becomes his destiny too
> > > aflem hhhma <hhhma@> wrote:
> > > Dear AB,
> > > mujhaay tu mandee lagti haay,
> > > details of PM oath taking ceremony
> > > suggest politicians r determined 2 get rid of mush asap and
> > > show to khakis V R THE BOSS.
> > > Babu is trying 2 b TOO smart-on every FRONT, he wants 2 b seen
> > > as a WINNER
> > > doosri taraaf,even munnu bhai now praising zardari regularly
> and
> > today
> > > declared BB return 2 pakland was planned by her and she had
> > > secret agenda not known 2 americans :)
> > > punjab k intellectuals ki itni ziada mohabaat kissi koo
> > > b RAAS nahi aayae-pehlaay bhutto gia,aab son in law
> > > URR na jayaee b/c it appears 2 hee demand hoo gee-mqm
> > > koo crush karroo [read todays irshad haqqani article in daily
> > jang]
> > > and kalabagh dam banwaa doo and for that khakis k sath joo
> > > karna haay kaar loo -punjab will b neutral
> > > lets c cat bag saay kaab bahir aati haay
> > > tc
> > > hhhma
> > > ps;amin fahim koo public ki nazar maay mush agent kis
> > > naay banwayaa:)
Pakistan Day observed with enthusiasm and national spirit
politicians have learnt their lesson,
khakis no longer interested in governing
babu and zardari will donate all their foriegn
assets to pak Govt
PM will run his business from self owned property
in isloo
all paliment members will follow babu-zardari
request and will request speaker to hold parliment
sessions in a rented hall,woo b sasta wala
and will declare v dont want any salary
babu and zardari will declare,they will never b
pakland PM
junta will stop watching tv/cable 2 ease power crisis
businessmen will not opt for more than 3-5% after tax profit
on their product.
baraay chootaay saab poora tax daay gaay
all of us will stop PICK AND CHoOSE TACTIC
when consulting islam for a solution.
-
>
> Perhaps worst problem of human being and more or less at every
forum
> It is negative thinking
> when one criticise someone
> he forgets himself and uses his power and energy to destroy
others
> is it not better to use same energy to promote love and peace ?
> And contentment and looking good things in everyone
> When one looks in that way certainly finds it
> becauser(we get what we see)
> SKILL OF SEEING observation in invaluable
> it is our decision we want to make someone or breaksome one
> criticism and hate only promote destruction elements
> may Allah bless us all with positive thoughts
>
> ijaz_khan <ijaz_khan@...> wrote:
> hhhma bhai,
> Munoo Bhai tau theek hai,
> per baqi kissee per agreement impossible.
> Regards
> Ijaz Khan
>
> >
> > Dear Chaudary sb,
> > aoa,
> > xtremely sorry for the distressed caused
> > to u or others by my message[fever kaafi
> > teez tha:(,raat b kaafi restless guzri]
> > sir,
> > i read all the major pakland newspapers on daily
> > basis and than try to share my assesment with members,
> > right or wrong ,doesnt matter b/c niyaat kissi
> > koo HURT karna nahi.
> > yes,
> > by praising punjabis, zardari defused a very volatile
> > situation but uss ka past 100% bhool jana BAYWAQOOFI
> > hoo gi
> > pple like munoo bhai and hasan nisar distanced themselves
> > from pppp b/c of zardari factor and corruption charges but
> > i c sudden change in their attitude towards zardari after
> > more than a decade
> > yeh MATURE qaum/writer ki nishani nahi though zardari maay
> > proved me wrong.
> > i can accept sudden and repeated somersaults from nawaa-e-waqt
> > but not from hasan nisar/munoo bhai.
> > v know babu history,uss koo TRUST karna baywaqoofi hoo
> > gee but than he is leader of major political party
> > and uss ka TARGET aik hee hoona chahaiyae i.e to become
> > pakistan PM for the third time:)
> > to achieve that aim- pppp koo down karna paraay ga or
> > khud koo BETTER ALTERNATIVE project karna paraay ga
> > v know mqm and kalabagh dam r major political issue in
> > punjab and hence babu has got no choice but to speak
> > about them,
> > mqm already in the headline ,probably its too early for pml N
> > 2 talk about kbd on media.
> > i was trying 2 highlight only this point,should have
> > worded it differently -already apologised for that.
> > chaudary sb,
> > i believe,junta charoo sooboo ki muzloom haay but panchoo
> > maay FARISHTA koi nahi!
> > tc
> > hhhma
> > ps;did u notice usa k gundaay punjab house maay babu
> > saay milnaay gaayae but zardari aur bilwal unn saay
> > usa embassy maay millay-chaudary sb,usa or acha politicians
> > present k bajaiyaee FUTURE koo dhaikta haay:)
> > i hope ,like maulvi israr ahmad,babu is not underesmating usa
b/c
> > abhi yeh itna b kamzoor nahi huwa aur na hee pakistan maay
BIKNAAY
> > waloo ki koi KAMMI hoi haay-iss liay worried about kse
> > >
> > > Mkt is mandi or tezi
> > > but ur blunt and negative remarks abt punjab are quite
> > objectionable
> > > some time on name of pakis
> > > sometime on name of babu
> > > and some time on name of punjabies
> > > Have fear of Allah
> > > this forum is to promote friendship and love and learning
> > > dont spread hate on this forum
> > > we all are human being wherte in world u can blame or quit
> > > life is full of love and hate too
> > > Even in this episode of Muhatrama Benazir
> > > murder and karachi incident do u think there was no punjabi
> > > Do u count mqm as no responsibility in may blood shed ?
> > > Person who does not enjoy love get only hate
> > > and that becomes his destiny too
> > > aflem hhhma <hhhma@> wrote:
> > > Dear AB,
> > > mujhaay tu mandee lagti haay,
> > > details of PM oath taking ceremony
> > > suggest politicians r determined 2 get rid of mush asap and
> > > show to khakis V R THE BOSS.
> > > Babu is trying 2 b TOO smart-on every FRONT, he wants 2 b seen
> > > as a WINNER
> > > doosri taraaf,even munnu bhai now praising zardari regularly
> and
> > today
> > > declared BB return 2 pakland was planned by her and she had
> > > secret agenda not known 2 americans :)
> > > punjab k intellectuals ki itni ziada mohabaat kissi koo
> > > b RAAS nahi aayae-pehlaay bhutto gia,aab son in law
> > > URR na jayaee b/c it appears 2 hee demand hoo gee-mqm
> > > koo crush karroo [read todays irshad haqqani article in daily
> > jang]
> > > and kalabagh dam banwaa doo and for that khakis k sath joo
> > > karna haay kaar loo -punjab will b neutral
> > > lets c cat bag saay kaab bahir aati haay
> > > tc
> > > hhhma
> > > ps;amin fahim koo public ki nazar maay mush agent kis
> > > naay banwayaa:)
> > >
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"Sarabjit was not at blast site"
Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.
AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are :
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have to answer this question?
AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time
Santa (Giggles) : Sir ji bada tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.
AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use?
Santa : Audience poll
AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%
AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.
AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chhodunga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru di kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. Main apne ek dost ko phone karna chahunga.
AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen gee aap.
Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.
AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.
Phone rings.
Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'
AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : OOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein...Q -Q - Q - Q &. Ki hal chal he sar ji.
AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur...
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gayahoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.
AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,......chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Saale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega kya ??.
AB: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him the question).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa : Oye par... (and the clock stops).
AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitra ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai...
And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing.